Sunday, January 4, 2009

Contradiction

Scene 1
Audrey 1: I feel like cooking today, let's cook something.
Audrey 2: But cooking very troublesome wor, need to prepare, later need to wash up the pans, mop the floor, etc.
Audrey: Ok la, order McDs only la. =)

Scene 2
Audrey 1: I want to go down KL, but I don't want to take public transport.
Audrey 2: Oh, ok lo. Drive down lo. Park at Time Square lo.
Audrey 1: Hah, drive down KL? A lot of cars wor, parking expensive, plus I don't really know the routes?
Audrey 2: Oh, then park at Bukit Jalil LRT station, take LRT down to KL lo.
Audrey: Yer, so ma fan, no need to go Kl la, stay at home la.

Scene 3
Audrey 1: I want a new __________
Audrey 2: Buy myself or ask daddy buy leh?
Audrey 1: Buy myself la, everytime also ask daddy to buy.
Audrey 2: Hah, I got no money wor. Got money also not willing to pay la.
Audrey: Aiya, no need to buy la.


Confirmed,

spoiled, lazy, "kia su"