The Crazy Semester

Assignments are like zombies
They eat your brains and drive you crazy...

Thanks for enrolling us for 5 subjects, SOB

The Nothing Post

If the Jester sees this, he will agree with me that
I've not been using my time properly...
Despite the numbers of undone tutorial questions, for every subjects
numbers of journals to be searched, revision for the mad scientist's subject...
I've chosen to spend all my free time watching movies, videos, animes, downloading songs...
which are something that I enjoyed doing it right now...

Bear with my nonsense, after all is a Friday night, technically Saturday morning (is 5mins to 2am), and I'm hungry!!! =((
and it seems that I tend to go hyper when I'm hungry, well sometimes...
So here am I, very semangat to blog about NOTHING =))

If you are thinking whether to watch Glee...

If you somehow happened to read this
thank you for your few minutes spent on this post =))

It's Always Good to Unwind A Little

The spontaneous trip to Penang after 3 months of internship...

Beaches, food, drinks, dessert...all about rest and relax

It's only been the 3rd day of the new semester
and I'm already longing for holidays!!!!!!!!

I want my holidays back!!!!

I Feel So Old

Uni starts today, I was excited until

1. I saw my time table - it sucks to the max
2. The LDP exit to Sunway today was uber jam - stand still k...not moving!!!
3. Thus, I was late for 30mins,hmmm
   

The unforeseen jam at Sunway:
Commencement of March intake & Orientation for ACCA students
Parents dropping of their kids, so many cars k, uber crazy...anyways

*****

Sharing classes with the juniors make me feel OLD
I just came to my senses that I'll be graduating in one and half year time
which means uni life is about to meet its end =((
Uni life has been really joyful...

Sigh, we are now referred as "the seniors" in class
Hmm... I miss my junior days...

I'm

Impressed,

very very very

Impressed!!!

=)

I Got a New Best Friend =)

I'm now moving from Pooh to Paul
No wait, I still love pooh..so is
Welcome to the family...
Another member
and soon I shall own a zoo =)

The Existing Family:


The Newbie:

**********************************
It's already the last day of my semester break
and I haven't done a thing on my check list
instead wasting time on blogs, facebook, story books
Brilliant Audrey, so brilliant ah...
Thou shall not complain when the sleepless nights come
=(

Random - Coins and Me

Some people don't like holding coins
I guess majority of them don't.
Including me..well, sometimes...
Mainly because they contribute weight to my wallet, and then make it bulky?
Anyway, that's not the point.
I like keeping coins though I don't like to hold coins, sometimes. (wth?)
See right, I always have contradictions, and I contradict myself countless time.
It's normal...(it's one of my weirdo-ness)
So, the main reason that I like keeping coins and holding them is because
they are ESSENTIAL!!! and they SAVED my day, few times.

Do you know the importance of a 10cent or a 20cent
Might not be relevant to you, but I see the importance of it =)
Coins are essential because I use them to pay toll.
Unlike you people who got endless credit of touch&go or smart tag,
I pay cash when passing tolls. Oh yea? Big deal?
Look, LDP toll is RM1.60
But most of the time I pay rm2, because I don't have 60cents.
For me, the toll wouldn't me rm1.60 anymore but rm2. Huh?
Say, my wallet has rm10
when I take out rm2 for toll, the balance will be rm8
but if I pay the exact amount, the balance will be rm9
The thing is, coins are not counted in your wallet
Which I think it's the same for many people.
I mean, how often you know or count the exact amount of coins you have in your wallet?
See my theory now?

If is not for coins, I would probably ended up in washing dishes...
They saved me from washing dishes, twice to be exact.
Once was when Carmen and I suddenly decided to eat steamboat while we were on the way home to her's. We stopped and got down from the bus at Puteri 7, our usual spot for steamboat (high school days).
The money we had was just enough for both of us to eat and an upgrade to herbal soup.
If my memory is right, we both paid using rm1 and rm5 notes and COINS, till the extent where 5 cents and 1 cent were used.
The other one was when Carmen, Ruey, Shan, and me went for steamboat at meizi. (yes, steamboat again)
We planned this, we knew our budget, and we were to eat accordingly.
But somehow, we miscalculated while ordering.
The bill came, short of money, but thank God for COINS, which saved our day.
At the end of the meal, our pockets were empty, all we had was 70cents? (after combining our remaining coins) so that Carmen could catch a bus home (we don't want her to walk home alone), she didnt but walked home instead. The remaining 3? well, we walked home together to Wawasan.
See how COINS saved my day?

Lastly, Coins prevent me from getting rip off by cab drivers.
Why so?
Say if your trip cost rm6.40 and you pay rm7 or rm10?
The cab driver will not give change for the former and change of rm3 for the after.
It's similar to my paying toll theory, and I'll feel cheated if I have to pay extra than the exact amount.
Since then, I've always believed in paying the exact amount if I ever take a cab.

My conclusion is
COINS are ESSENTIAL
and
they are VERY HANDY

I shall remain holding coins and keeping them
You never know when you gonna need them =)

Thank You

This is to remind myself that everything is good in God's hand
With Him, everything is well taken care
=)

The Black Hole

I actually starting to believe what Carmen said is true
Is not that I don't believe her la, is just sometimes when it comes to this issue, I don't agree 100%?
But I'm giving it a second thought now
My stomach is a black hole...
yeap, you heard me right, my stomach is a hole and a black one.
According to Carmen, I will not be full by just eating a plate of rice.
Since high school, she will always ask me the same question after we finish eating.
"You enough or not? You full or not? Want to add more?" It continues till today.
When I think back
I'm actually quite amazed by how much I can eat by myself.
Back I was in form 1 or 2, I used to call for delivery.
This is what I will order from pizza hut, 1 personal pan pizza, 1 soup, garlic bread, lasagna, chicken wings.
And if I was to order from Dominos, my order will be 1 regular pizza (so that I can have it with double decker cheese) and a cinnamon bread stick.
FYI, I finish everything by myself =) No joke.
I thought that I'm in the growing up stage, it's normal to eat more than usual?
But for my case, I guess I have to admit that eating more than usual is not just in the growing up stage.
But why a black hole? Because I become hungry again pretty fast, as in I feel like eating again, some snack or so. Not the hungry that your stomach will growl, just " I feel like eating, let's go eat."
There's once daddy and I went to mamak for a drink. And there's a Ramlee Burger stall there.
I can't decide between hot dog and branjol, I ended up ordering both, and I ate all both. (mind you that was after dinner 2hrs or so)
So yea, I guess Carmen is very right about me, Audrey's stomach is a black hole.

Note that despite the portion of food I eat, I do stop eating when I'm full or bloated.
Yes, I can be bloated and NOT WANT to eat anymore. Hole can be filled also k, even if it's a black one.

p/s: Since I'm talking about my stomach and food, I shall mention this too.
I've got a new nickname, mango girl.
How does it relate to this post?
mango=fruit= food-> goes to the stomach -> it's related to the post, yeah!!! (just being dumb, I know)
So, why mango girl? that's for my ji mui and me to know =)

Chocolates in the Morning

Kick start my day with CHOCOLATES!!!




Breakfast Perfection!!!
all thanks to my mummy for the cookies
and daddy for the hot choc

The 2 Nights with You

My memories of you and I are little, I hardly remember anything about you.
I know your name and your looks, and only your birthday after I'm in high school.
For all my childhood years, you weren't there.
But
Spending 2 nights at your place reminded me that we are always related no matter what.
Spending 2 nights with you reminded me that how much I've missed you throughout the years.
The 2 nights with you, felt like as if I was back to my childhood years, or shall I say a dream come true after wishing it for so long till I don't remember or stop wishing for it.
I'm glad that I spent that 2 nights with you.
It feels great to have you covering the blanket for me over the night
It feels great to have you cooking supper because I'm hungry at 11.30pm
As far as I can remember, this was probably the first time I tasted your cooking?
And it's delicious!!!
The best part? I love it when it comes to dine out with you and daddy
I really like this family feel la, "Call up dad and see where is he, ask him wanna have lunch?"
So there it was, we went lunch with daddy ^^

The thing is, there are times where I really want my mum with me.
Like literally "I want mummy! I want mummy!" "Where's my mum?"
Though I can't really answer to that sometimes, but I know mummy still loves Terri and I very much, even if she wasn't there and will not be there for us.

Sigh, this week I really really miss my mum la =(

Simple Little Things

These notes and messages
remind me that I'm never alone...
remind me that I'm always on your mind...
remind me that there's someone who cares and loves me...

"Hey you dearest! Last paper already. All the best okay? And remember that I will be praying for you......"

"Hey!...... Sleep well kays? I am missing you"

"Hey you! ...... Remember that half the battle is already won cause we have Him on our side......"

"...... drive carefully k"

"Enjoy ur day. Luv you very much"

"Good morning darling ......"

" My dearest girl, good morning ...... ...... ...... Be careful and come back safe *hugs* "



etc.

Claiming It!!!!

The end is near...
July 13 2009, 5.10pm
you shall hold me no more...

Too Much of you - Laziness

If I screw up my finals,

it's because you and I had been spending too much time together.

Cooking class mou?

Friends around me will know that I can't cook, and I can't bake.
Shame on me, I know.
All these years, it didn't bother me much,
after all there's so much more than cooking and baking right.
You will often hear replies like this from me:
"my hubby will do the cooking lo. He loves me ma, he will cook for me one..."
That was then...But

I'm not sure if that is okay now.
The fact that I can't cook suddenly hit me twice, in a week.
I'm starting to wonder if I'm gonna be like this for the rest of my life.
Takeouts or dine-in at different places everyday for dinner.
Of course, I can handle simple cooking.
Fried an egg, cook maggie, all the instant ones...
The thing is I can't be feeding my family on that only right? everyday wor
What if my hubby got bored of it and can't take it anymore?
What if my hubby decided to file a divorce because all I serve for dinner is maggie and fried egg? or I burn down the kitchen too many times?
Oh wait, what if no one wants to marry me? =(
What if this, what if that *all kinds of thought running in my head*

Umm..maybe I should attend cooking classes before getting married...

It Seems to Last Forever

This is when an hour or an hour and half can be forever...

Monday's account class, 8.30am
Whenever I look at my watch, only 5 minutes passed, or worse
as if the time has stopped.
During Class: Tired, dead, struggle to stay awake, can't focus (bt I still listen to lecture k)
After Class 10am: I'm awake, with full energy, instantly.

Thursday's business stats tutorial, 11.30am
the never ending tutorial questions. As my classmates take turns to write out the answers at the front, we will be at our seat doing extra questions given in class. Is war in there. To wait for the class to end is like waiting for the sun to rise from the west.
During Class: Pray hard to avoid being called, tension, stress, stress and more stress =(
After Class 12.30pm: Exhausted (Mentally), Relief, thank God is finally over and I survived

I wish I could have the remote control from "The Click", so I can fast forward =(

Audrey to Audrey: Hang in there!!!

Sigh...

Why la like that?
so depressing already lo
It was supposed to be my most confident subject k,
now like that, how?
You don't want me to pass year 1 is it?
already struggling like hell
how to go up year 2, year 3?
Can kiss goodbye ACCA or ICAEW lo...


Seriously depressed to the max =(

Terminally depressed

Horribly stressed

All thanks to management and stats

I'm 58% Innocent

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol.
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

Final score: 58% Innocent


Over 50% I'm still innocent =)

Random #6 - Today is a _____ day.

Audrey1: I would like to conclude my day, just before I turn off the lights

Audrey2: wookie

Audrey1: But I can't decide, help me, will you

Audrey2: ......ok =.=

Audrey1: Either a good day or a bad day, no in between, no.

Audrey2: yes yes, no in between...

Audrey1: Today is a hot day!!!! very very very very hot day. urgh!!!
Lunch at "leong ah", "paper wrap chicken" (direct translation from Cantonese) woohoo!!
Pissed off with stories I heard
I'm on someone's mind
I like his reply
Holiday ends, back to uni
Korea was defeated by China (badminton) I like China's double player, Fu Haifeng
I've watched Pride and Prejudice, finally
That's my Sunday, what do you think? Good? bad?

Audrey2: hmmm...I would say..good day..seeing that...

Audrey1: *interrupts* good day right, I thought so too ^^ great lunch says it all....then...plus...

Audrey2: *not listening anymore, runs off to sleep*

Audrey1: *grins* I really like his reply la......



Conclusion: GOOD DAY, duh... ^^